...when her kid comes home all teary and sweaty from the duress of 'misplacing' his bike helmet at school? Well she forces him into the nearest vehicle and straight to happyville (i.e. 31 Flavors) and lets him get THIS:

...ahem. Yes, I fully subscribe to the 'Bribery Works' school of parenting.



And now I'm off to total geek heaven because the Crack Fairy (otherwise referred to as the UPS driver) visited this morning. Ya, he brought me THIS:

Oh joy of joys! Get ready for photo overkill around this joint! Woop!

Have a most excellent weekend type experience you all...